The Colorado premiere of “A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant” by Kyle Jarrow, based on a concept by Alex Timbers. Directed by Steven J. Burge (Denver Center’s “An Act of God” and “First Date the Musical”); Music Direction by renowned musician & theatermaker, Mary Kay Daily; Choreography by Denver Nuggets Tumbler, Faith Angelise Goins-Simmons. For tickets: 303.739.1970 or http://www.aurorafoxartscenter.org/scientology-pageant.

Join us as an anonymous company of merry little children gather on a cold winter’s night to rejoice in telling the story of Scientology founder and sci-fi’s most notorious whack-a-doo, L. Ron Hubbard! This absurdly entertaining satirical musical offers a welcome respite from traditional holiday fare as it explores (and lampoons) the magic of Dianetics, the immortal Thetans, and the out-of-this-world story of Prince Xenu. (And somehow does it all with the straightest of precious, little faces.) We guarantee this will be like no other holiday show you’ve ever seen, before! Ten of Colorado’s most talented young actors (including Tucker McTaggart following in the fancy footsteps of his Broadway Mom, Piper Arpan… “Spamalot” on Broadway; Radio City Rockettes) bring you this one-of-a-kind holiday premiere!

*PLEASE NOTE:* This show stars cute, little kids. But it is not intended for cute, little kids. So leave yours at home and treat yourself to a night out on the town without the children. (Well . . . without your children, anyway.)